The Introverted Detective

 I found this before, but didn't review it. This had enough cursed ghosts in it that any child would probably want to turn it off. The song is typical jazz you might hear in a jazz club, but the ghosts chasing Bimbo the dog are something else.  Courtesy of paramountcartoons.fandom.com This is a 1930 cartoon about Bimbo trying to steal a chicken, running away into a cemetery, then getting haunted by all the ghosts in the cemetery that want to kill him. Yep, Fleischer has more cursed content to give. I found this, then realized I'd found it long before. This is the second time I've seen it. It's still a little strange, even after all the Fleischer I've taken in.  The Good I did find some good in this, and that was the music. I was swaying to the jazz without thinking about it. Listening to the song alone is okay (despite some of the dialogue being about Bimbo's death). If you've ever swayed along to a song naturally, you'll know the music is not the proble...

 I watched another Betty Boop. Minnie The Moocher is mostly Cab Calloway singing and dancing.....as a ghost walrus. At least they showed you the music made in a film clip, so you could see where the Walrus got its jazz moves... Still, it was something else.  Courtesy of blogspot.com Once again, Betty Boop proves that it was a bit cursed. I'm not too phased by it anymore, not after more than three shorts. This one is all about Betty Boop not eating a horrible dinner, crying to inanimate objects after some bad family moments, and then leaving home with Bimbo. The two then get scared, go in a cave, and watch a ghost walrus sing Minnie The Moocher (the song by Cab Calloway) while it dances like Calloway himself. They then run straight back home after the ghosts chase them down the street. The end.  What I liked The song itself is weird and out of place in this cartoon, but the song alone is also good jazz. I liked the credits showing Cab Calloway and his orchestra performing....

 The Old Mill is about the animals living in an old mill during a thunderstorm, yet, it held my attention. As all the characters (all animals) get distressed at the storm itself, there are no words. The music tells the entire story. Let's get into it.  Courtesy of film.nu The Old Mill, made in 1937, is purely music and images. It was in Technicolor. This was a silly Symphony where the plot was a thunderstorm hitting an old building (the mill). It begins with you seeing the mill in daylight and the animals at peace, introducing all the characters in a few minutes. From here, we get bullfrogs singing with crickets. This peaceful symphony is interrupted by wind, wind that hits the mill's windmill.  This is where the animals begin to get distressed. You see a little blue bird (don't know the species, sorry) who had a nest on the mill cog in the opening scenes. The owl is also distressed as the cogs begin to move, but not as stressed as that poor sweet little bird on a nest. T...

I have way too many free romance novels in my digital collection. Some are probably good, but others are free for a reason. This challenge is exclusively reading and unhauling the digital romances I collected and might be afraid to pick up. Let's see how many of them are smut and how many have a plot. Let's dive in. I thought this would at least be a laugh. Frankly, I'm pretty sure I picked up some smut by accident. Today I'm telling you what is worth reading and what is not worth picking up. Let's wade into dangerous waters together and see what is good, bad, and just plain wrong.  I'm giving the spice rating in a 1-10 range, 1 being the suggestion of sex or less, 5 being a few sex scenes, and anything above 7 being mostly spice. 5 is the average Bridgerton and 1 is Christian romance, if that helps you understand my system.  The Agreement by S E Lund It starts with a young woman going to a fundraiser with a friend, who styled her to be a little sexy. In convers...

 I'm doing more research while I wait for beta readers to finish. Today I watched Bimbo's Initiation from 1931. It was something else and could have been a whole Cuphead level. Let's get into it.  Courtesy of intanibase.com The first thing I noticed watching this cartoon was the mouse that locked Bimbo below the street. It looked an awful lot like Mickey. Was this a dig at the joke animators used to make? The joke made, for reference, was that a tunnel led to Disney. This was because Fleischer Studios lost many animators to Disney. It crossed my mind that this might be a reference to Disney converting Fleischer's animators. I say this because it starts with Bimbo falling into a manhole and getting padlocked in by a mouse.  This whole cartoon is unhinged. The whole concept is Bimbo the dog being converted into a cult, saying no multiple times, and being effectively tortured into saying yes. He only says yes when Betty Boop performs an anatomically questionable dance, the...

 This book is about a mysterious person taking revenge on St. Oswald's, a private boys' school, because of their unbalanced mind. It starts with their perspective, switches to the teacher that will eventually suspect them, and then goes back and forth. Let's talk about Gentlemen and Players by Joanne Harris. This contains spoilers! My review is not spoiler free. Please read it yourself before reading this review.    St. Oswald's is a private boys' school that our first character is forbidden from going near. One day they cross the grounds, another they sneak in, another they start to blend in and hide there, and eventually they know the school and covertly listen to lessons. Their own school is a bullying nightmare they avoid.  The second character is a teacher, Roy Straitley, who teaches classics and Latin. He himself is a little pessimistic, but he reads people more than others do. He keeps to himself, hates to share his classroom, and is observant. He already rea...

 Today I'm finally getting to more Disney stuff, which is quite okay with me. Today I review Lonesome Ghosts, made in 1937. Let's dive in.  Courtesy of IMDB.com Lonesome Ghosts is a Disney cartoon featuring a group of ghosts, Mickey, Goofy, and Donald Duck. Some ghosts get bored, call the main trio (Goofy, Mickey, and Donald) to come so they can mess with someone, and then run off after they get scared of our trio covered in flour and molasses. It's so much fun. I loved it. The sound quality had also gone up and it was in technicolor.  What I liked There was nothing to dislike here. Mickey, Goofy, and Donald all come to get chased around by bored ghosts At the end they run into Molasses, get covered in flour, and scare the ghosts out on accident. It's so funny. It really doesn't have much to comment on, except that shotguns, axes, and your fists probably don't help you hunt ghosts. It just adds to the comedic element.  There is one thing I'll say. Goofy says...