It's In His Kiss - a Bridgerton Review

 I love the Bridgerton book series. Today I'm reviewing Hyacinth's storyline. Let's get into it. 

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Hyacinth Bridgerton is the youngest Bridgerton and the 7th book. I have all the books and love them all dearly. This is a spoiler-heavy review, so if you want to go in blind please come back later. It doesn't take all that long to read. I'm going right into the events of the book after this paragraph. You've been warned. Oh, and all Bridgerton books have spice. Be warned of sex scenes in every single one. 

The Main Events

We begin by learning why Gareth St. Clair is estranged from his father. He was almost forced to marry a woman who had a child's mind and refused. He's also a bastard who was accepted as legitimate because his father cared about his reputation. Basically, his father hates him. They part ways and avoid each other in the present storyline. 

The other side of the romance begins with Hyacinth going with Penelope to the Smythe-Smith performance, which is always bad. Lady Danbury has forced her grandson, Gareth St. Clair to meet her there. Hyacinth has some conversations with him and some emotions, and then they leave. Later she's reading to Lady Danbury, who's trying to set her up with Gareth, and Gareth comes over with a journal his grandmother kept. He needs it translated from Italian and Hyacinth agrees to attempt translating it. 

The next time they met was at a horrible poetry reading, involving a family with no talent. They sat together where both Lady Danbury and Mrs. Bridgerton made them sit alone (by pretending not to see the open seat beside them). Lots of witty remarks were exchanged and I loved it all. He asks about the journal after the horrible performance. Lady Danbury and Mrs. Bridgerton then remind Gareth of a ball invitation from one of the Bridgertons. 

The ball the Bridgerton family hosted leads to a dance with Hyacinth, who is not good at dancing. In the gentleman's bathroom/lounge, Gareth has a run-in with his father despite Hyacinth trying to keep them apart. His high emotions lead him to roughly kiss Hyacinth (she doesn't mind the kiss) and he goes in for another, only for her to run. He comes back to hear more of the diary (expecting maybe to have it returned after his conduct) and finds out diamonds are hidden in his father's home. His father has no idea they exist and the pair go on a heist. 

This heist starts with Gareth picking her up from her house and noticing how her men's pants (because who heists in a skirt?) outline her figure. He'd rather not have wanted her more, but here he is noticing her figure. It was the only black she could find, apparently. They find a slip of paper (Italian words) in a hidden compartment after breaking in, avoid detection from the butler, and get out. 

Gareth returns and finds out what it's like to have more than one sibling. He meets her family and they go on a walk. Just before that we get an absolutely hilarious sibling encounter with Hyacinth and her brother Gregory (who makes a joke about Hyacinth possibly having lisping children). It had me dying of laughter and I marked the page for future reference. Things heat up on this walk, but not quite in the most romantic way. Gareth's father shows up and converses in a way that has hidden context. Gareth abruptly says he'll drop her home and go have a drink. Hyacinth doesn't stand for this and they have a vulnerable conversation, where they kiss for the second time - much more sensitively and better- and Gareth immediately stops himself from ruining her. Gareth goes straight to Lord Bridgerton (Anthony) to ask for her hand and marry her the right way. It ends up being a conversation with interesting turns. He now (stupidly) thinks that she would back out if he knew he was illegitimate and thinks he should compromise her to move up the wedding date. He proposes to Hyacinth in front of Lady Danbury and the pair get really excited without going all the way. They stop because Lady Danbury owns a telescope and might just watch. 

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Gareth is now looking to compromise her to push the wedding plans forward, before his father drops the other shoe and exposes him as illegitimate (though, given a previous book, the Bridgerton family probably doesn't care whether he is legitimate - see Benedict's storyline for context). Now is where he puts into action the foolish idea that he as to make sure she can't back out - because his father planted that idea in him by saying "she won't have you" due to being illegitimate. It makes me sad that he thought he had to compromise her before his father dropped the other shoe about his real bloodline. Basically, sex is happening at this point (pg. 241, if you need to stop reading in public before this). It is fully consensual sex, with input from both parties on what they like, and still has witty dialogue in between actions. I'm impressed with this writing because it models sex in a way other books don't. Both people are participating and enjoying themselves. One is not dominating the other; it is a partnership. By the end Gareth is tired and Hyacinth is a ball of energy ready to conquer the world. She leads a tired Gareth to their original heist plans shortly after. 

Now onto the heist plans, they steal into the library and find the right book with a clue - only neither can read it. On the way back Gareth's father shows up to antagonize him in the street ( with Hyacinth hidden around a corner). His father throws in his face that he made the involuntary betrothal to the neighbor girl legal and he now has to deal with that. Hyacinth is not there when Gareth peers around the corner. He catches up to her and doesn't get there in time to explain. She's now back in the servant's quarters entrance and he didn't get to explain himself. He climbs in her window to talk to her, gets in an argument with her because she thinks he was marrying her to get back at his father (so, not mad about the other betrothal), and he climbs back down to discuss the issue another day. 

Violet Bridgerton correctly figures out the pair argued about something after Gareth didn't call for a few days. Without revealing her lack of virginity, she gets advice from her mother while badly embroidering a flower into a duck, then a tabby cat. Her mother jokes that if words don't work, hit him with a book. It's a delightful scene where she realizes she needs to come to him, not Gareth coming to her. Meanwhile Gareth resolved to act and Hyacinth shows up at his home. After some discussion of their heist clues, they come to the point. Gareth tells her that his father isn't his father and (predictably) she doesn't care and loves him anyway. At page 309 you'll want to stop reading and wait until you are not in public. Then they make more heist plans and Gareth demands only he go on this next heist. 

Hyacinth reads with Lady Danbury, then later that night she translates more of the diary - finding an answer to one of Gareth's burning questions (his real father's name). Unfortunately, Gareth intended to heist that night and thought she was intruding to join him. Shocker of the decade, he looks like his father because his father's brother is his real father. At this point, they confess their love and have more fun (pg. 339 if you need to wait until you are alone). Hyacinth then wants to heist with him and he doesn't want her to go. She once again wins the day and goes with him. While there, they meet Gareth's fake father in the street and drop the bombshell on him politely. Gareth re-proposes and the epilogue is about Hyacinth still looking for the jewels. The extended epilogue shows her daughter finding the jewels, putting them back, and letting Hyacinth find them herself. 

Overall Thoughts

I love all the Bridgertons dearly. I love the family dynamic, the banter amongst family and the main characters, and the fun of the ride. Please note that these aren't clean romance, but they are well-written sex scenes. As characters go, these are just as good as any of the others. Gareth and Hyacinth got along right away, equal matches to each other. I love that we see chemistry right away. They both have brains and see each other as equals. Not only that, but they don't dominate each other in sexual situations. Communication was had the whole time. Five stars, just like all the others. 

I didn't dislike anything. I put the page numbers for the major sex scenes in for those who wish to skip them, or for those who wish to read this in a public place. There are three major scenes, not counting the kissing only ones. Please note this book series is for 18 and over. All the books will have sex in them. The one before this was more steamy than this one. This is the standard amount of sex scenes you'll see in the series. Most of them have two to four sex scenes in total. I'm not counting the extended epilogue in this case - as not all of you have that version of the book. 

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Murder Your Employer By Rupert Holmes - A Review

 I saw this book in a small bookstore in Cambridge. I couldn't pass it up. It was so unique I thought I'd never see it again. The library app has proven it is quite popular. It couldn't just immediately borrow the audiobook, which is a sign of popularity. I'm reviewing it because I loved it's humor and it is one of the best suspense novels I've ever read. 

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I know this one has an interesting, strange title but it is a comedy/suspense. It's a combination of Lemony Snicket, Agatha Christie, Detective Marlowe, and The Count of Monte Cristo vibes. I can't explain it any better than that. There are phrases in here that made me chuckle and mark the page - several pages. Describing the plot of such a unique book is a little weird. I'll do my best. It's best to just try it for yourself. You might not like it if you don't have a dark sense of humor or don't like dark suspense. It's a bit darker as you keep reading and the three students actually commit their murders. 

It is a mock-guide book on murdering people, with the idea that it came from a secret college for teaching murder. It shows the stories of "graduates" and their experiences after the main intro. It's clearly not real and clearly fiction. It has strange Snicket-like ideas paired with witty dialogue and phrases in character descriptions. One plotline reminds me of Agatha Christie crossed with Monte Cristo. If you think you'd like it or are unsure, pick it up at the library. I imagine the darker sense of humor appeals to a specific genre and crowd. If you like Lemony Snicket, Agatha Christie, or dark suspense in general you'll love this. 

The plot becomes suspenseful when it explores the three students' experiences. These include one man whose boss changed a plane design that was previously safe to fly in (until his boss built it differently), an assistant who has all her ideas stolen and is being blackmailed, and an actress who's been told her next quality role is either after leaving a studio or over someone's dead body. You see what campus looks like and learn why they want to commit the murder and who they encounter. I cannot spoil this for you. Read it yourself. Not sure? Try it. Love dark humor and Agatha Christie? Definitely try it. 

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My Overall Thoughts

It's hard to summarize the plot when it is such a unique book. Let's be real. Read it for yourself. It's in the Libby app in ebook and audiobook (but be sure to get on the waitlist). I'm sure you can find the physical copy, too. I found it at both Books A Million and a small bookshop in Cambridge. 

You take the intellect of Agatha Christie, the revenge drive of The Count of Monte Cristo, the witty dialogue of Philip Marlowe, and the humor of Lemony Snicket to get this book's genre. They work together wondrously. I picked this up and laughed from page one. Nothing is meant to be taken seriously, but the suspense does get thicker as you read on. The characters are all quirky. It is a book I can pick up and mark witty lines in. This is purely dark humor and dark suspense. I was pleased when I opened the book and laughed for many chapters. I was also pleased to see the plot twists that make sense, but definitely twist your expectations. I give it five stars and put it in the same category as some of the best Agatha Christie mysteries. 

It starts comedic and becomes more suspense toward the body of the book, so it isn't a pure comedy. It is comedic still, so don't expect the dark humor to drop. It simply becomes more about the three students completing their "education" and "thesis". You discover more about them and why one is being blackmailed (so sad). The last section of the book is about them doing the actual murders - one of them being less prepared than the others. The book doesn't promise good endings for all of them in the beginning, which is something you should note. You shouldn't expect sunshine and rainbows in this book, anyway, so keep that in mind. 

It isn't gorey. I'm going to say it because I'd ask if I were considering it. It is not a gorey book, nor does it feature much blood at all. It's a lot of wit, humor, murder, poison, plotting, and revenge. It's not a gore-fest in any way, shape, or form. 

It does not contain outright sex. It suggests sex often but doesn't have a sex scene you can clearly point to. It suggests sexual misconduct in many of the employers in the book. Please don't read this if you are below the age of 18 or you don't understand what sex is. You won't endure a sex scene, but you will hear about sex throughout every student plotline. I don't believe this was intended for anyone below adulthood. 

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Who this is for

Anyone who doesn't know how to read dark humor or sarcasm should avoid this. Anyone who can't handle or hates dark humor should not pick it up. This isn't sunshine and rainbows reading. You have to have a good sense of dark humor to love it. You also have to like suspense. It's in that genre for a reason. It also gives quite a creative variety of ways to commit murder (none gorey). Writers of suspense and horror might want to take notes on those methods (for the sake of character and plot NOT real-life murder). 

I get the feeling this was written for adults. It doesn't strike me as a Young Adult book, given its nature, but it depends highly on the person reading it. This has the feeling of adult suspense, not YA suspense. I wouldn't put this in front of someone younger than 18 or 19. If you are a parent, read it yourself first. I suggest doing this for any book you aren't sure of, but doubly so when the humor has a darker hue and sexual suggestions peppered in. You might have them wait to read it or not. It's your call, parents. Adults will have no problem reading it. Just know it contains sexual references and adult ideas. 

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Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame - A review

 My husband's well-loved copy of Wind in the Willows is now on our bookshelf. It's his favorite book and a major part of his childhood. I'm reading and reviewing it. Let's dive in. 

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If you read this book, you know it is very much like frog and toad, but not frog and toad. You have talking human-like animals in a small community. They chat, row down the river, have picnics, and are generally silly creatures (in the best way). My husband loved this book so much the spine is falling apart (but not the pages). We started reading it together. I'm reading it twice because I need to finish it to review it. 

The Plot

We begin with Mole abandoning his spring cleaning, running into a Rat, and then going on a picnic/boat ride. We run into Otter, who asks why he wasn't invited, but Rat says it is a private picnic. Otter makes polite conversation and leaves. Mole has so much fun that he attempts to take the oars and dumps the boat. They both get back to warmth and spend the evening in Rat's home. Mole had to wait for his clothing to dry beside the fire and spends the night. In the coming weeks, Rat teaches Mole to row the boat and they spend time on the river together. 

Mole eventually asks to see Mr. Toad. We also learn Rat likes to mess with the ducks. He makes a silly little song about them and the ducks don't like it, nor does Mole. Mr. Toad turns out to be rich and is excited to see Rat. He wanted to talk to him about something rather important. He wants to travel in his new gypsy caravan. Rat only goes because Mole wants to and Toad insists he come. During their travels, Toad tries not to do any work while the other two make him do some work. The caravan got hit by a car and they returned to Toad Hall (Toad's home) via train. Toad was now tired of caravans and got his new toy, a motor car. 

Rat and Mole proceed to hang out more, Mole now asking to meet Badger, who doesn't like being with people. Rat doesn't want to call on him because he lives in the Wild Wood. Mole decides to go by himself. He gets lost in the dark and Rat (packing pistols, no less) goes to get him. They spend the night in a hollow tree and stumble (Mole injured) onto Badger's doorstep. They are invited in after Badger realizes who they are. He lets them in to warm (it's winter) themselves by the fire and asks about riverbank news. Toad has run his car off the road and wants another one. He'd crashed seven cars in total. Badger sends the pair to his guest room and they wake up to more guests. Two hedgehogs got lost on their way to school and Badger let them in for breakfast. Otter comes by to find Rat and Mole, then takes them home. 

On the way back, Mole suddenly smells his own home (which he hasn't been in for a bit) and gets homesick. Rat helps him find his way home and they get to Mole End. After a bit of cleaning up, they find some food. At the door, just like every year, caroling field mice showed up to sing. They all came in after their song, ate, and did a little play about pirates. They left, Christmas morning came, and Summer came around. 

In Summer, Badger came to Rat's home to say that Toad needed an intervention. Badger, Rat, and Mole march over to Toad Hall to confront him before he goes driving in his newest motor car. He promises Badger he'll stop, then takes it all back in mere minutes. They made him a prisoner in his own home, he got out, and then stole a car before he could control himself. He went to prison. The daughter of the jailer wanted to feed him by hand. She was allowed and brought food to him. She got his spirits back up to the point he was no longer sobbing into his straw. Eventually, she helped him escape. Many chapters later, he's still trying to get home dressed as a washerwoman.  He got picked up and given a ride, only for him to ask to drive and then crash the car. He avoids his captors, ending up in a river and washed right into Rat. 

Rat is put out with Toad and demands he wash up. They have a stern conversation over a meal, where Toad promises to be good. Then Rat tells him the stoats, weasels, and ferrets (wild wooders) took over Toad Hall. He stormed it, got run off by an armed ferret, and came back to Rat. He boated to the edge of the garden to try again. He ended up ruining Rat's boat in the process. He crawled back to Rat and Rat told him to cool his jets and eat dinner. Badger and Mole came over to plan. Badger reveals he knew of a passage, where they could attack without the guards being alerted. Rat gets weapons (swords and guns and sticks and handcuffs), Mole messes with the enemy in the washerwoman outfit, and they get on with the plan. They take the hall back successfully. 

The conclusion of the story is that Toad is no longer a boastful, foolish Toad, but a wise one. Rat, Mole, and Badger helped him get his home back. They also set him straight and made him see sense. He was a better Toad for listening to them. 

Overall Thoughts

It's a silly, funny tale you can read to any child or any adult. It's a little bit like Alice In Wonderland in tone, but without the nonsense poetry. It's four animal friends going on adventures and helping each other through life. They just happen to be talking animals. It's adorable. I could read this ten times over and laugh every time. It's all so silly. I like it. 5 stars, an easy 5 stars. 

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I wrote a book! I am delighted to say that I have 5 five-star reviews up on Amazon now, which is amazing. I hope you like it, too. If you're interested in buying a paperback, hardcover, or ebook version go to my website link in this blog or click here to go straight to my Amazon page. 

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